Thursday, July 29, 2010
Thursday Thirteen: Sleep Deprived Blunders
....My 3 year old daughter begged to feed the baby and I happily obliged, handing over the spoon without thinking twice.
....Upon noticing my son was playing his video game while standing 6" from the TV, I went to sputter out my usual command to "back away or you'll go blind", and I decided...he's quiet, what the hell.
....This morning while making cupcakes for the kids to decorate later, I cracked the eggs and dumped them in my cereal bowl.
....My kids acted up in the grocery store and instead of whispering my usual threats, I had to stop myself from joining in. Seriously. Which leads me to the next one....
....My daughter threw a temper tantrum in Target and it sent me into delirious laughter, as I looked at on lookers who were completely horrified, and wondered what THEIR problem was?
....I started to yell at my son for something he did and in the middle of my apparent rampage, I forgot why I was yelling at him at and walked away.
....What? You want a cup of rainbow jimmies for breakfast? Sure, why not? It's got to be in one of the major food groups, right?.
....When tired and driving road rage is my friend, F. U.
....I called my parents, left a message and when they called me back, not only did I not remember what I called them for, I don't remember calling them. It's not me, It's them. Right?
....I went to the grocery store for one particular thing, came back with 3 bags full and forgot the one thing I went for. No wait, forget it, I do that all the time anyway, sleep deprived or not.
...Who am I?
....Where am I?
....What are these kids doing here?
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