1. To the Mr. Softee Truck: FLIP OFF. There is absolutely no reason you should ever be driving down my street at 9:30pm with the music on, unless it is Friday night and you are serving up margaritas! There is every reason I should have gone into my fridge and chased you down the street throwing eggs at your truck. I know it's summer, but at least limit your invasion into my neighborhood when it's light outside.
2 and 3. To the makers of the Binky: FLIP OFF. Binkies are like baby/toddler crack. Kids become addicted to them, it should come with a warning label, "The sucking motion of this binky is highly addictive. Weaning the child off the binky should start promptly the day after you give it to them because for some of them, it will take that long. Breaking them of the binky habit may include, but not limited to, excessive crying, loud screaming and sleepless nights for your child and you. Use this product at your own risk". Then maybe I should FLIP OFF myself. She was off the binky during day times and only using it at night times by 18months and then well, I became pregnant and lazy, so today, at 3 and a couple months, it was her first nap without the binky. I'm surprised no one called the cops with the way she screamed bloody murder in her bed for 20 minutes. Tonight is going to wonderful.
4. To Some of the Politicians of the State of New Jersey (I know this is risky and will put me on some type of "list" but...): Flip Off: First, you take away school funding and then you propose to close the libraries of the city of Camden. I don't live in the city of Camden but I could not imagine this would be a good thing, ever. Taking away free Internet access,free access to information and free books for people to read and become educated, is never a good thing. Talk about taking away all resources for people to succeed. You might as well increase funding to the jails because that's where some of these youngsters will now end up.
5. To Summer: FLIP OFF. I'm done with you and so are my kids. I'd appreciate that you end now, and school start before my kids can't stand me anymore. We are out of things to do and we crave the structure and predictability of school days.
Ahhh...much better. Let the weekend begin. Thanks Kludgy Mom!